Thoughts on booze, I guess.
So you know how people make up cocktails for/name them after other people? Like…like I can’t think of an example, but you know, you make up this crazy drink that is really probably not as crazy as you think it is (because, hello, there are a lot of heavy drinkers in this world) and name it for your friend who got so drunk this one time when you were making them for your housemates? OR WHATEVER. But seriously, it would be so easy if that person’s name was Ginny. Harry Potter can literally dump gin in anything, present it to the consumer and say, “I call this the Ginny. I named it after my wife who is definitely not taller than me. They’re what I got her drunk enough on to agree to name our son Albus Severus.”